Showing posts with label February 2008. Show all posts
Showing posts with label February 2008. Show all posts

Monday, March 3, 2008

A Tolka romance by Bill Zunmoon

Chapter 1
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It was something Lionel had been thinking about a lot recently but had been afraid to put into words.
He knew he loved Karen with all his heart and his soul, with his toenails and with the little dinge on the side of his left knee, and he knew Karen felt the same. But was he rushing things? Was this a step too far?
His mind went back to their first meeting at a strange football ground in Cabra. Shels had been playing Cork in a pre-season friendly and she had turned away from the game suddenly with something in her eye. It turned out it was a football. Lionel had stopped hurling abuse at O’Callaghan and come over with the corner of a handkerchief (he had no idea where the rest of it was) and gently dabbed her eye until she told him it was the wrong one.
It was the eyes, thought Lionel. The eyes very definitely have it. He had never seen red and white eyes before and as he gazed into them he found his manly football supporter’s aura starting to dissolve. She had asked him if he thought that James Chambers was more effective when he came inside and he found himself nodding in agreement and was nonplussed when she insisted he had more space on the wing.
In reply, he had nervously asked her if she was going up to Letterkenny and his heart fell when she shook her head. “I’m having my legs waxed,” she had whispered. “Do you think Shelsweb will have updates?”
He had turned, hot, flushed, angry at himself for forcing the issue, bitter at the rejection. But as he turned, she heard her soft lilting voice “See you at Inchicore?”
In Donegal, he had barely concentrated on the games. He kept imagining Karen and imagining himself smearing wax over those long slender legs. Would she be at Inchicore?
He need have had no worries. She was there, waiting, her scarf on her head and her red and white bobble hat around her neck. She had saved him a seat, she said, though looking around, there had been perhaps no need. They had laughed at the ground improvements and Pats’ fine and he had told her all about the fine victory in Letterkenny, and she hung on his every word.
Back at Beggsboro, they had both marvelled at Alan Mucahy’s tactical nous and when Bisto’s free kick came back off the bar and Peter McGlynn tapped it home, they had jumped up and hugged each other in a joyful embrace. In that moment, Lionel knew he was in love. He smelt her warm soft air and instinctively his lips met hers. “Hello,” they said. “Nice bit of weather we’re having, isn’t it?”
For the rest of the game, they sat and held hands and giggled and did all the annoying things new lovers do, while the rest of the crowd eyed them in revulsion. At the full time whistle, he walked her to the bus stop, (which puzzled her slightly as she had brought her car,) and they made arrangements for Dalymount.
There was a nervous tension in the Phibsboro ground. Lionel could sense that their relationship was moving forward but didn’t want to force things. She feared the goalscoring prowess of Jason Byrne. When the equalising goal deflected into the Bohs’ net , they simply squeezed each other’s hands nervously. “Let’s hope we can hold out,” he grimaced. She gulped and nodded.
“There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you,” he asked as they exited the ground. She seemed not to hear. “It’s great to see Sparky back,” she said hurriedly. “Of course, I’ve only read about him but to see him in the flesh…”
“Karen!”
She stopped and he turned towards her. He could see her white eye beginning to mist up. He sensed her panic and held her tightly.
“I think perhaps we should go to the Dundalk match,” he said simply. She gulped. Her words seemed small and frightened.
“I’ve never been to a League game before,” she said finally, gazing donwards. Then she nodded as if she’d come to a momentous decision. “Will you promise to be gentle with me?”
He kissed her tenderly on the nose. “Darling,” he replied, “I will be as gentle as a lamb. And of couse I’ll respect you in the morning.”

Sunday, March 2, 2008

The Second Coming

Shels and LOI legend Mark Rutherford is back at the club, 16 years after making his debut!
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Pre-season is done now,
We’ve all had our fun now,
It’s been an encouraging start.
And though it’s no marker,
Things could have been darker –
It’s given supporters great heart.
Predictions are rife
But alas, for my life,
I just can’t understand such malarkey.
I’m just eagerly waiting
And anticipating
The great Second Coming of Sparky.

Like a deer in full spate
With that high-stepping gait,
His style is unique and familiar.
Though he oft cuts inside,
He is best when out wide –
By far his most mem’rable milieu.
Last year we were lacking
In width when attacking,
But to drive, you need more than a car key.
You need speed and great vision
And pinpoint precision,
All of which are embodied in Sparky.

Are his tyres well-inflated?
Are his parts lubricated?
Does he still have a stong enough chassis?
Can he purr down the flank?
Has he fuel in the tank?
Are his roadworthy features still classy?
When the crowd yells for more,
Will his engine still roar
Like a powerfully built Kawasaki?
When he goes up a gear,
How the New Stand will cheer!
Keep on plugging away out there, Sparky!

Is he half a yard slower?
Is he able to go a
Full match without being withdrawn?
Does he still have the pace
To skin full backs with grace,
The great triumph of brains over brawn?
If he’s not what he was,
I’m not bothered because
He’s a part of this club’s hierarchy.
From the terrace will ring
“Play the ball down the wing!”
If in doubt, knock it sideways to Sparky.

New kid on the block


There is a new team in the League this year - Sporting Fingal FC, who incidentally have Shels legend Jim Crawford among their number. As, technically, a Fingallian, the question was posed - are you now going to support your local team?
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For long now I have loudly preached
The need to follow hometown clubs.
If football heaven can be reached
‘Tis not square-eyed in raucous pubs,
But on the terrace in the rain,
Sharing ecstasy and pain.

I’ve followed Shels both man and boy
(They were the nearest club to me)
I’ve felt the great euphoric joy,
I’ve wallowed in great misery.
I’ve followed them through thick and thin,
This club that beats beneath my skin.

But now another club has sprung
Out of the loins of local earth,
A club so vibrant and so young,
We gathered round to view his birth.
More local to me now than Shels,
Ring loud, ring loud, the christ’ning bells.

But no, the choice is not too hard,
For lifetime chains will still hold good
And though with fondness I regard
The new kid in the neighbourhood,
And though I’ll watch him grow with pride,
I’ll still stand fast by Shelbourne’s side.